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« Reply #225 on: September 03, 2013, 12:42:11 AM »

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« Reply #226 on: September 03, 2013, 12:44:04 AM »

;D

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« Reply #227 on: September 03, 2013, 12:50:28 AM »

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« Reply #228 on: September 03, 2013, 12:51:43 AM »

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« Reply #229 on: September 03, 2013, 08:05:03 AM »
Absolute Classic!!!

An inspirational speaker said:
“The Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.” 

Audience were in shock and silence.

He added: “She was my mother”

A big round of applause & laughter followed!
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A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.

After  dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:

“The Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”

Standing for a moment, he tried to recall the second line of that inspirational speaker.

By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral:
DON'T COPY..
IF U CAN'T PASTE...!!!
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« Reply #230 on: September 03, 2013, 01:59:13 PM »

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« Reply #231 on: September 03, 2013, 03:13:46 PM »




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« Reply #232 on: September 04, 2013, 09:51:55 PM »
॥ शांतमात्मनि तिष्ट ॥
Remain quietly in the Self.
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« Reply #233 on: September 05, 2013, 02:56:03 PM »



Yeah  :)

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« Reply #234 on: September 05, 2013, 03:04:07 PM »

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« Reply #235 on: September 05, 2013, 07:18:31 PM »
Everything has to die


Zen Master Ikkyu"s teacher had a precious teacup, a rare antique.  Ikkyu happened to break this cup and was greatly perplexed. 
When the master appeared, Ikkyu asked, "Why do people have to die?”

"This is natural," explained the older man.  "Everything has to die and has just so long to live.”

“Master," said Ikkyu, producing the shattered cup, "It was time for your cup to die."

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« Reply #236 on: September 05, 2013, 07:29:21 PM »

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« Reply #237 on: September 08, 2013, 06:11:32 PM »




  :D

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« Reply #238 on: September 08, 2013, 08:22:28 PM »
:D :D :D
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« Reply #239 on: September 10, 2013, 03:22:21 PM »





This is so cute!