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Chuck Cliff

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A (pseudo) koan...
« on: June 10, 2011, 10:03:25 PM »
When Jesus walked on water did he get his feet wet?

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Chuck Cliff

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Re: A (pseudo) koan...
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2011, 01:59:19 AM »
...so, anyway, here's a good answer somebody once gave me right off the top of her head:

"No, since he was a good Jewish boy, he did what his mother told him and wore his galoches!" ::)

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Re: A (pseudo) koan...
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2011, 02:08:59 PM »


Dear Chuck Cliff,

You have come back to the Forum after a long break. There are
two things: One is Jesus and Sri Bhagavan are beyond the concepts
of pain and pleasure, and both [at least Sri Bhagavan, about which
I have read] can enjoy the jokes cut on themselves by others. Secondly, if Jesus could walk on water, he would have definitely
been ensure that his sole did not become wet.

However, such jokes on gods, saints and son of god, make not only Christians but even Hindus like me, [who love and respect Christ] feel pain.

If you had cut some jokes [black humor] on Islam and their prophets, there will be a "fatwa" on you and it may require  a
Obama to save your life and prevent dangers to you on everyday of
your life.



Arunachala Siva.